Hi, I’m Delaney.
Need a pot dealer? HMU.
Both my dog and my backpack are bigger than me.
I talked my way into a free trip to Oktoberfest in Munich.
I have more stamps in my passport than shoes in my closet.
I can tell the best scary stories you’ve ever heard.
I once broke into my own house to save my dogs using only a garden hose.
I’ve tricked Bank of America into paying for my Netflix.
Want to meet?
Give me a shout.